Wow, this slut is fucking awesome cool! She appears to really enjoy being stranger humped out the back of cars, so much so I would wager that this is not her first time filling up on Park groundsman leaded 5 star. I would fucking love to see my girl having her child support application hole applied for from this angle.
I wonder though, would I mouth rape her and play spit roast tennis with the guy or would it simply be more fun to just sit back and watch listening to her moaning at me “its wrong, its the wrong one, tell him, tell him its the wrong hole!”
So when we got in late this morning shit went down, things got to the acceptable king of hot and my girls ditch got slippy. Half way through a smoke I get handed her lip stick and was asked to write something naughty on her ass and then take a photo, the one in this post.
I write, I snap I show and “Oh, you’d fucking sell me would you”, I reply no, not forever but for a small token gain or for shits and giggles yes I would, shit most blokes blokes would yeh? So anyway then my girl informs me “yeh ok i get it, i did that once anyway”. Well do pray fucking tell I suggested!
Long story short she let some banker called Craig (who was likely stretching her mother too by my reckoning) use her every hole repeatedly for whatever he needed for an entire night for a mere fucking music CD (and a shit one at that) until Craig’s house mates staged a sit in concerned for him, well, rather for my girls age at the time. So I ask for clarification, you cost me a fucking fortune, I don’t get anal, I don’t get all night and I don’t get whatever I want, mother fucking explain!
She did sort of explain and it was simple, “you have never asked, how should I know”? Well ok then darling, if it is that simple do me a solid bitch and lets make a small profit and or gain for a change from working your ass for shits and giggles because it is cool as hell and it will make me blow my load. OK she she said, no problem, just tell me what you want, how we do it.
So now I am thinking fuck yea but what to do. Note to self, ask that girl if there is anything else that I should know about her previous that may instigate additional chucking of my man fat in her face! I can’t think of anything right now but when I do ching ching splurt splurt.
If anyone has any experience in pimping their rides just for laughs let me know ;-)
Now this little slut presenting herself on the floor like some kind of fuck Doberman waiting to be bred is just like my girl.
In fact it is my very own little girl, took this picture just before we left the club in the early hours, she got a lot of whistles I can tell you! One guy offered her 50 bucks for a ride on her “fine ass” however to my agreeable nodding she refused offering instead (wtf now?) to accept his old stubby general in her snatch for a joint.
The poor bastard didn’t even have a cigarette, unlucky mother fucker, sorry wanna be mother fucker.
Definitely looks like my girl especially with a bit of a squint to blur away this sluts more mature demeanour, and just like the whore depicted assuming her motivation is filth not gain, my girl is absolutely bat shit crazy. If they guy was ripped had a massive cock and a wash she’d just say “Meh, its okay but you know I could do it better”.
Man the fuck up you no mark wimpy cuck wanna be, when asking your girl to be a slut for you don’t restrict her to live up to your own stunted interpretation of whoredom, take the fucking red pill and hold the fuck on! Think you know how bad filth can get because you watch so called sluts all day on the internets, try asking your woman :-)
This is my slut, we’ll not exactly but unless you knew my slut this one is close enough. My model is more petite and cute however. If I came home and saw this shit going down after the three seconds it would take me to empty my sack into her face I would remind the blonde bitch to get some cash out of that black dude and remind him to dump his spooge over my bitch and not up her.